Room Service in Asia - 达人(劼)

2006/03/26 | Room Service in Asia
类别(生活与人生) | 评论(1) | 阅读(28) | 发表于 01:23: The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia (see whether you can understand the English from RS).....

Room Service (RS): "Moling! loom sirfesee"
Guest (G ): "Yes......"
RS: "Dju witch true odor somefing??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "How July it done peace?"
G: "What??"
RS : "How July it done?... Fi, boy?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Howbow bkan?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "O light. An some DOS?"
G: "What?"
RS: "Dosee. July some DOS?"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Door-C' means."
RS: "Mmm...............Toes! toes!...
G: "O, you mean Toasts!....
No, do you have something else?"
RS: "Howbow ink-ga-nutsu mudfun?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it!
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...Mill...all T?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "O light. Seeangle ache, quits P bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy....wite??"
G: "Well....Whatever you say"
RS: "Fanquevallemud!"
G: "You're welcome"; 0